Tuesday, June 09, 2009

Melting Point

It's been so hot in KL that I think I've reached my melting point.

I'm constantly sweating like an ice cube next to a blowtorch, even when I tried to keep my movements to minimal.

It's just so FREAKING hot!!

I jokingly told Bee that if he wakes up one day and find that only my pajamas is left on the spot I usually sleep on, it could only mean that I've completely melted into the mattress.

And I provided him with full instructions how to revive me should that happen. If he so desires, of course. Haha.

Now I'm gonna share this information with you guys in hope that should this ever happen to someone you know, you would already know exactly what to do. Because in this ridiculous weather, you just never know. *Shrugs*

The procedure to resuscitate is fairly straightforward - simply squeeze out as much as you could from the mattress into a bucket, and stick the bucket into the fridge for an hour or so to cool the person down. Full recovery is highly possible, with the likely bonus of losing a few pounds in the process. *Winks*

Yes, I'm talking gibberish here. This crazy heat has really done my head in!

Now if you'd excuse me, I need to go stick my head into the fridge for a while.


10 left a petal:

emotionalistic said...

Totally agree with you. I notice a pimple's popping out on my left cheek -_-.

Doreen said...

Hahahaha, apart from losing a few pounds, you would also lose your beautiful hour-glass shape and turn into a bucket shape. LOL

iamthewitch said...

I hear you girl! Sleeping without an aircon at night is impossible!

JoMel said...

now.. when you came to the part where you said you're gonna share an information should "this" ever happen... I did not think that "this" still refers to the in the event of someone melting in their mattress. I thought "this" relates to something else, is serious and requires careful attention, so I perked up. Haha!

Petite Lass said...

I thought I am living in the desert! =.="

Josephine said...

It was so hot in SG yesterday nite!
I was sweating...

No aircond.... T___T

prettybeautiful said...

yeah i agree, it is so so so so so hot!!!! i cnt step out of air con room at all! btw, i like how your pic always matches your content :)

MisSmall said...

Emotionalistic: This stupid weather is just ridiculous! :|

Doreen: Haha. Guess I didn't really think my genius plan through too well, did I? :p

Iamthewitch: No air-cond? Absolutely unacceptable!

MisSmall said...

JoMel: LOL. Sweetie, you should realise by now that this blog hardly ever contains anything serious that requires careful attention. :p

Petite Lass: Someone turn the heat off! NOW!!

MisSmall said...

Josephine: Sweating? Try melting. :(

Prettybeautiful: Haha. Thanks, hun. I tried. :p