The Day After

I went back to work today.

These are the typical responses I got when I told people that I failed:

"You're kidding, right?"
"Oh c'mon, that's such an old trick!"
"Stop joking. Tell me the truth."
"You're pulling my legs again."
"Hahahahaha. Seriously now."

When I tried to tell them again that I really failed, these are the responses I got:

"Nah, I still think that you're pulling one on me."
"Stop joking!"
"C'mon, quit it already."
"Stop pretending."
"Hahahahaha. Seriously now."

I wish I was joking too. Seriously.